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Out of my way, mystery skank! Please, Lord, grant me the power to psychologically torture them into loving you. I can't believe that an alien who looked so evil turned out to be bad. Now they're going to have tummy aches tomorrow. No, it's a... deodorant applicator. History Talk (0) Comments Share. Mmm. Welcome to The Collected Treehouse of Horror III, featuring The Simpsons Annual Treehouse of Horrors III, VI, IX, XII, XV, and XVIII. Greetings, 241. I get $50,000 a hit. It's Halloween. I don't get it. Well, I would like to phone home to tell my family I'm okay. Hold still! As always, silence means yes. I thought I was killed by that magic spaghetti! All we'll do from now on is pray and fight in wars. Okay, here's the deal. Why am I getting words in edgewise? taem ttub-gip ekilsllems daeh ruoY Those monsters must be stopped! And the rest! All rights reserved. Yay! Now then, our first gory story is... Oh, for crying out loud! The only sensible thing to do is explore it on my own. No! So, this is my Krusty dolll0o, Linguo, Iraq War Sergeant Activity with insufficient armor, Phonic Frog, cat skull, Jim Halterman bobblehead doll. And you have fun at your preposterous event. Treehouse of Horror XVIII. I still have to caramelize. Give me back my TV! Then I was accidentally left behind... in a spirit of peace. Well, then, my work here is done. Crème brulée! We'll be killing every human in two days. Silly scares, hilarious haunts and ghoulish gags that defy this copywriter's alliterative powers. Coralisa: Lisa, along with Snowball V, discover a creepy/perfect version of her family in an alternate universe. Oh, how I envy the crotchless. Treehouse of Horror VIII. In the fantastic frightology that is Treehouse XVIII, an unwelcome alien crashes with the Simpsons in "E.T. No! That's right. Just kill her! Pride! Directed by Mike B. Anderson, Timothy Bailey. "Treehouse of Horror XVIII" is a love letter to the show's past. Trick or treat! I said, why won't you work?! I'm going to blow Rachel Goodman away at show-and-tell. Silly scares, hilarious haunts and ghoulish gags that defy this copywriter's alliterative powers. It's my junk, too! I'll handle this cleanly, quietly and... Bart! I was out getting drunk, then killing people! “Treehouse of Horror XVIII,” 2007 Kodos as a Spielbergian extraterrestrial should be a slam dunk, but there’s a lazy, mean undercurrent here that keeps the segment from gelling. Someone's taking the highway to the danger zone. Ha! No! Someone's taking the highway to the danger zone. The kids are losing their minds. I only hope those scientists leave me my mouth, so I may spread my message of peace through song. Mmm, I'd like to see you do a guy sometime. Kang and Kodos first appeared in the second season in "Treehouse of Horror". It first aired on the Fox network in the United States on November 4, 2007. 11/08/07 07:20. That's terrific, but I called you here to discuss your son's misbehavior on the school bus. The lesson here is he's being punished for thinking women are beautiful! You're right. Are you guys fighting over us? You're the worst one of all! Why won't you work, you stupid piece of junk?! According to some DVD commentary, the reason why the episodes are non-canon is a trade-off for the writers. I thought we were supposed to do this together. It's always nice to see a "Treehouse of Horror" story that's actually about Halloween, even if only to see the characters' costumes. Then I am wanted! With Dan Castellaneta, Julie Kavner, Nancy Cartwright, Yeardley Smith. Excuse me, but this is not good! Were they now? Greed! It's because I'm Jewish. They turned the church into a haunted house! I just get to keep whatever's in the guy's wallet. Treehouse of Horror, also known as The Simpsons Halloween Specials, is a series of Halloween-themed episodes of the animated sitcom The Simpsons, each consisting of three separate, self-contained segments.These segments usually involve the Simpson family in some horror, science fiction, or supernatural setting. I got your candy right here. 65. You moron! "Treehouse of Horror XVIII" is the fifth episode of The Simpsons' nineteenth season. Oh, why did I take pride in my child's accomplishments? Actually, I do have an important job for you. No, no, no, some of my best friends are... Fine, you can stay. My friends and I came in peace to find your vulnerabilities and, um, shore them up with more peace. That concludes our Halloween show for this year. Developed by. Oh, why did I take pride in my child's accomplishments? I'll handle this cleanly, quietly and... Bart! I told you 20 times! The ways of rotten eggs and soaped-up windows. We watch Columbo. Why won't you work, you stupid piece of junk?! We got a complaint from an anonymous "neighborino" about an elaborately choreographed, high-octane, ultra-fight. How could you not tell me? No. Treehouse of Horror XVIII Treehouse of Horror XVIII 1 Opening 2 E.T. "Treehouse of Horror VIII" is the fourth episode of The Simpsons' ninth season. They should be here by now. Great! I've got something that will scare the H-E-double sippy straws out of them. Whatever you do, don't eat it. I'm helping! I would have taken a bribe. They're coming to get... what's your name? It's on during rain-outs of gleep-glop games. Another thing: I don't know where you go at night. Smells like a summer breeze. Ice cream! Actually, I'm still alive, so technically, it's vivisection. Remember Halloween? Let's see how she handles. Hey ho, let's go! A lot of Roman numerals, and what do they add up to besides LXIII? Wouldn't you rather have a bikini magazine? - [ Dings ] - [ Gasps ] You cannot smoke in here. And envy! You just can't get Russian gangster blood out. Hey, baby, hello. watch 01:38. Go find out the secret locations of your country'smissile defense facilities. How is this a prank? Hey, 'Pu, you got a breakfast cereal for people with syphilis? May I remind you that I'm your principal's mother?! And that was my drink. Welcome to the club! Hey! Well, they're not as pretty as you, Marge. Why does he always bring up my weight? Sweeties... We weren't fighting. That trick was sweeter than any treat we'll get tonight. You can go get the wrench I dropped. It's poison! ...butane this. How was your Midnight Monkey Madness? No. ,Go Home 3 Mr. and Mrs.Simpson 4 Heck House 5 Ending sequence Add a photo to this gallery Add a photo to this gallery Add a photo to this gallery Add a photo to this gallery Add a photo to this gallery The only sensible thing to do is explore it on my own. I've got something that will scare the H-E-double sippy straws out of them. Well, they're not as pretty as you, Marge. I promise! My friends and I came in peace to find your vulnerabilities and, um, shore them up with more peace. Directed by Mark Kirkland. And this is where sinners spend all of eternity! I keep telling you: I'm Hindu! "The Simpsons" Treehouse of Horror XVIII (TV Episode 2007) cast and crew credits, including actors, actresses, directors, writers and more. Homie, I made you my killer lasagna. With Dan Castellaneta, Julie Kavner, Nancy Cartwright, Yeardley Smith. Stop licking my junk! They're gonna let us kill one! Oh hello. History Talk (0) Comments Share. I was out getting drunk, then killing people! Oh, my God. All those nights I thought you were out getting drunk, you were out killing people?! Like a million pounds? You missed 'em. Is that your space name? Great! Weirdoes! Yo, ring her up, dude. A lot of Roman numerals, and what do they add up to besides LXIII? I got a planto save your space doggy. Sin gets us something? Open this doorat once. I thought I was killed by that magic spaghetti! [GRUNTS THEN GROANS] Hammocks. I'm sure you have a lot of calls to make. ...so, killing people together has really spiced things up in the bedroom. And that includes FX, Fox Sports, and our newest Devil's portal, The Wall Street Journal. Say it. No, you hit me in my 700 testicles. That's odd. Crème brulée! In “Clown Without Pity”, yet another classic “Treehouse … Whatever we did, we're sorry. Yes. © 2000-2021 Forever Dreaming. Now all I have to do is think of a clever line before I pull the trigger. Now I don't get paid! JABF16: Treehouse Of Horror XVIII JABF22: Little Orphan Millie JABF17: Husbands And Knives KABF01: Funeral For A Fiend KABF02: Eternal Moonshine Simpson Mind KABF03: E. Pluribus Wiggum KABF04: That '90s Show KABF05: Love, Springfieldian Style KABF06: The Debarted KABF07: Dial 'N' For Nerder KABF08: Smoke On The Daughter KABF09: Papa Don't Leech Huh? I'm concerned we might be heading down a slippery slope. He found the gully where I dump electricity every summer to jack up prices. All those nights I thought you were out getting drunk, you were out killing people?! The alien's right here in the living room. We'll be killing every human in two days. But here at the Simpson house, we're still celebrating it. Can't anyone just watch the show they're watching? Wow, you guys are good. It originally aired on the Fox network in the United States on October 27, 1996. We can fly over them with the power of love, right? F.D. Don't worry, sir. It usually gives you a great idea of what the book's about. They were in yesterday's New York Times. Ah, what are you going to do? [ Chuckles ] Oh, yeah. Oh, Marge, your tentacles feel so good. Lighting poo. And you have fun at your preposterous event. Quiet. If the government finds out he's here, they'll dissect him. Treehouse of Horror XVII Treehouse of Horror XVII For the continuing series of Halloween specials, see Treehouse of Horror series. Well done, Columbo. Oh, I'm not decent. Peace... Peace, peace, peace. Ma'am, we have reason to believe that you're harboring an alien. They turned the church into a haunted house! Love ya. I'm just gonna take off now. Oh, I'd love to. And this is where sinners spend all of eternity! I'll do the killing for hire, and you stay home with the kids. It's an oral contract! Enjoy the videos and music you love, upload original content, and share it all with friends, family, and the world on YouTube. Trick-or-treat! It usually gives you a great idea of what the book's about. Episode: "Treehouse of Horror XVIII" Year: 2007. May I have a clean American newspaper, please, no "Doonesbury"? Homer... bored! That's why I have a special job for you. This is what you get for stealing jokes?! Whoa! Foolish biped. (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); Now all I have to do is think of a clever line before I pull the trigger. [ Coughs ] Oh, God. 19x05 - Treehouse of Horror XVIII. "Treehouse of Horror VII" is the first episode of The Simpsons' eighth season. I say we trick her! It seems to me we gave her a choice: trick or treat. Definitely, especially if you count the inside flap as part of the cover. Kodos the Destroyer. We can't have a space creature living in our house. Definitely, especially if you count the inside flap as part of the cover. No one likes a know-it-all. ), https://transcripts.fandom.com/wiki/Treehouse_of_Horror_XVIII?oldid=40917. As this month's rotating president of the Springfield Future Scientists Club, may I say I'm sorry and is there anything we can do to help? You ruined that pie! It was written by Marc Wilmore and directed by Chuc… Oh hello. It was last week. To do so, I would need the following items. Hey ho, let's go! Can I help you, gentlemen? I fed your fish. Treehouse of Horror 13 [HOMER SCREAMING] Now to spend some quality time away from my family. Writing three 7-minute segments was just too taxing for the writers, so it was proposed that they could do anything without worrying about continuity to appease them.The yearly Halloween special was named \"Treehouse of Horror\" because the original special depicted the Simpson children in their treehouse telling sca… But someone made me too many pancakes... and now I have to sleep them off. Can I weld that? I just get to keep whatever's in the guy's wallet. The idea of Kang and Kodos came from Jay Kogen and Wallace Wolodarsky, writers of "Hungry are the Damned". Don't worry, son. The Simpsons S19E05 (JABF16 ) Treehouse of Horror XVIII. I guess you should judge a book by its cover. It seems to me we gave her a choice: trick or treat. That's terrific, but I called you here to discuss your son's misbehavior on the school bus. I can't believe that an alien who looked so evil turned out to be bad. And where will "Super Dad" be then? You overfed them! That's my favorite couch! Think of me on Pizza Fridays. You're supposed to give us candy. After them! "Scaredy cats not wanted"? Edit. Trick her good! Plus, hell houses are an inherently ridiculous concept that the segment is able to have some fun with. I warned ya. Please, the sign is clearly posted, sir. Lust! Is that a ray gun? I hope the next people don't give us anything so we can trick them too! The ways of rotten eggs and soaped-up windows. All we'll do from now on is pray and fight in wars. Now I'm mad! Springfield is rife with the seven deadly sins! The Loop (TV) Do you like this video? They're coming to get... what's your name? Actually, I do have an important job for you. This is taken from The Simpsons TreeHouse Of Horror XVIII Subscribers Special Enjoy the Video Ladies and Gentlemen! I regret... nothing. Fiber-optic cable, uranium 235, two tickets to Avenue Q, seven billion body bags... Can I hammer that? Tonight, we have three terrifying tales of the... Can't anyone just watch the show they're watching? I'm, um... flipping overwheelbarrows in case it rains. Dinner is served. No. Oh, what a wonderful night. This is what you get for stealing jokes?! They're forming in straight line. Hmm. Let me throw something on. What did I miss? A night for mischief and merriment. Why do you think I'm kicking it? Take your favorite fandoms with you and never miss a beat. Now, how about the neck of my butt? Look! We can't have a space creature living in our house. Season 105, Episode 6 TV-PG CC SD. Please, Lord, grant me the power to psychologically torture them into loving you. Can't talk. In the seventh annual Treehouse of Horror episode, Bart discovers his long-lost twin, Lisa grows a colony of small beings, and Kang and Kodos impersonate Bill Clinton and Bob Dole in order to win the 1996 presidential election. Bart and our alien friend are hundreds of miles away by now. Seconds, please. Bart, go out to the shed and get some more butane! You're about to discover what a life of sin will get you! I just want to say that for watching this network, you're all going to hell! Burnt cream! Homer battles mutants after Springfield is annihilated by a neutron bomb; Bart has his DNA mixed with a fly; Marge is revealed to be a witch in colonial Springfield. We'll be killing every human in two days. We're missing the dissection! The lesson here is he's being punished for thinking women are beautiful! Wait a minute. Hmm. The Loop (TV) Do you like this video? Hmm... we could, or... You killed them. But here at the Simpson house, we're still celebrating it. Uh, we know it'syou, Mr. Simpson. What? I'm going to blow Rachel Goodman away at show-and-tell. The alien's right here in the living room. Hmm... do all humans have such weak necks or just the one you call "Jim Halterman"? Transcripts Wiki is a FANDOM TV Community. Welcome to Heck House! Edit. Directed by Chuck Sheetz. We've forgotten the old ways. How could you not tell me you were an assassin? Wouldn't you rather have a bikini magazine? Okay, you' already eating it, but don't finish it. “My friends and I come in peace to find your vulnerabilities... and cure them with more peace..” Kodos[src] "Treehouse of Horror XVIII" is the fifth episode of Season 19, and is the eighteenth Halloween episode (leftover episode from Season 18). That concludes our Halloween show for this year. What do you weigh? It's not a phone. 19x05 - Treehouse of Horror XVIII. Wait. Hmm. Another thing: I don't knowwhere you go at night. I want you to eliminate this reporter, Kent Brockman. Hey ho, let's go! An alien... in our butane storage shed. Sloth! The 30th Treehouse of Horror features a demon Maggie, a mission to rescue Milhouse from another dimension, dead-Homer's spirit trying on some new bodies for size and Selma finally finding love in an unlikely place - the alien in the basement. Welcome to eternal darnation! Starting with... gluttony! He can be such a pest. Awesome! So, this is my Krusty dolll0o, Linguo, Iraq War Sergeant Activity with insufficient armor, Phonic Frog, cat skull, Jim Halterman bobblehead doll. That can be arranged. I'll kill her after dessert! Treehouse of Horror XVIII Treehouse of Horror XVIII For the continuing series of Halloween specials, see Treehouse of Horror series. You remember Halloween? It's on during rain-outs of gleep-glop games. We can fly over them with the power of love, right? Who is it? And that includes FX, Fox Sports, and our newest Devil's portal, The Wall Street Journal. How about a little neck rub, baby? Behold, the las-diddily-ast room of Ned Flanders's Hell House! I only hope those scientists leave me my mouth, so I may spread my message of peace through song. You just can't get Russian gangster blood out. At your funeral. I said no! Ma'am, we have reason to believe that you're harboring an alien. 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